Charlie Sheen, "I don't take cocaine.. I mean..I have to pay for it?

Charlie Sheen on "Piers Morgan Tonight," CNN

"Can't you just be super bitching for your whole life."

"Women are not to be hit they are to be hugged and caressed." 

"She attacked me with a cocktail fork which she clearly stole from a buffet."

P.M. - "Do you believe there was a plot at cbs to get rid of you?"
C.S. - "What like a conspiracy.. Maybe we should go to a commercial." 

"I'm on a quest to obtain absolute victory"

"I have a ten thousand year old brain and the bugars of a seven year old.

I absolutely love this man.  His attitude towards these people trying to judge him is exactly where it should be.  There's no reason why he should be scruitinized for anything he does, as long as his behavior stays within a "legal" limit.  I'm not talking about the drugs or the partying because he's got plenty of friends joining him there.  I'm talking about the stuff that we as his supporters just can't handle seeing him go through like losing his kids, getting suspended from the greatest family show on television, or doubting his bitchin-ness for a single second. 

Moving on to the reason for this post. 
Charlie Sheen appeared on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight" last week to have what seemed to be a follow up interview after his disastrous appearance on "Good Morning America" where Sheen boasted his party potential and showed ill remorse for acting like a jackass in every way imaginable in these last few weeks.



Way to stick it to that bitch on "Good Morning America" trying to make you feel bad for winning.  Besides, she's just one of those zombies you're always talking about that don't have what it takes to be a boss.

Anyways, the "Good Morning America" interview received all sorts of weird press, including this ridiculous youtube dubstep remix of the actual interview.  Watch the insanely popular video here

The "Piers Morgan Tonight" interview was quite a bit more reserved, although there was definitely no lack of Charlie Sheen quotes that are becoming as popular as Chuck Norris these days. 

Who would win in a fight, Charlie Sheen's ego or Chuck Norris?  We may never know, but I would imagine it would be like an immovable object meeting un unstoppable force. 

As Charlie's live interview with Piers Morgan progressed, the actor admitted to regretting some of the things he had done on his bender; regret which he had refused to admit during his interview on "Good Morning America."  Although Sheen insisted that past actions had no reason to be revisited, he truly believes that "we are the sum of all our experiences" and even admitted his motto, "enjoy every moment." 

The interview progressed into Sheen telling the talk show host about his two girlfriends, his plans to try and get back to work after his suspension from CBS, and even took a shot at Dr. Drew dismissing him as a clown.  What I didn't expect was the intense awkwardness that emanated from the discussion.  It was almost as if Charlie Sheen was trying to make jokes about his behavior that weren't being laughed at by anyone, especially the host P. Morgan.

Despite his shakey attempts to set the record straight, Charlie did an alright job holding himself together and bringing everyone back to reality a little bit.  Sheen clearly believes that his personal life is his own business, is entitled to act in the majority of the ways he has, and I quote "wouldn't trade any of it because I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
 
If you want to watch the full interview you can check it out here.