President Mubarak - October 14th 1981 - February 11th 2011

In case you haven't stepped outside your room in the past month, President Mubarak, as of today, is the former President of Egypt.  Hosni Mubarak led Egyptian government for 30 years until recent violent protests and public outrage forced the President to step down. 

Some things you might not know about former President Mubarak.  The guy survived six assassination attempts including a knife wound incurred by one of his assailants.  His political career may be over, but if this guy moves to the U.S. he could be the next 50 cent. 

Mubarak is currently ranked 20th in Parade Magazine's "World's Worst Dictators" list.  My question is what the fuck is Parade Magazine doing creating such a list.  You can't label a "legitimate" leader as a dictator just because he doesn't subscribe to your crappy magazine. 

In 2010 President Mubarak auditioned for the men's hair product "Touch of Grey," only to be denied on account of him being a corrupt dictator (apparently sends the wrong message).

Mr. Mubarak also reportedly shops at the Men's Warehouse and indeed does like the way he looks, and guarantees that you will to. 

In 1996, President Mubarak attempted to change the Egyptian flag to an image of a middle finger in response to the many years of conflict with Israel. 

He has such an honest face.  Too bad he's rigged every election in Egypt for the last 20 years and imprisoned any potential opposition without trial.  I say well done Mr. President, and good luck with cancer.


                                     Time to play where in the angry mob is President Mubarak

Hundreds of thousands of Egyptians marching and protesting in Cairo demanding the resignation of President Mubarak.

Grats Egypt

J.C.