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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Muchbar: Bellevue's new Jersey Shore Influenced Night Club

Maybe you've heard of Bellevue's new hit night club experience, Munchbar, or as I like to call it, fucking gay. 

This new ultra hip ultra lounge attracts ultra fags with ultra tans and ultra hairdoos.  The DJ's they have are actually really good, but the drinks are insanely expensive (Vegas Prices), and like I said the crowd is just terrible.  The only thing that could possibly redeem this place is the Piano Bash, the dueling piano bar that is attached but seperate from Munchbar.  Piano Bash has performers every night that are not only amazing pianists, but they're also pretty funny and can play just about any song you could imagine.  Last time I was there they managed to play an entire rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody - very impressve.

I'm not one to complain about places I don't like, because I just choose not to go there and that's the end of it.  However, the same assholes that attend Muchbar have been "pre-funking" the club scene at my restaurant.  They come in, order a shit load of drinks, get in everyones way, and then peace out leaving the place smelling like bananna boat sun screen.  Not to mention i'm sure the girls I work with feel like they were just violated by Hulk Hogan. 

So guidos and skanks alike, please move back to vegas or keep going to venom in seattle or wherever it was you came from; You're really fucking up the neighborhood. 


                                                            Ughhh

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